Saturday I got to spend a bit of time with my granddaughter, quite possibly the future leader of the free world or maybe someone's mama. Either way she'll certainly be rocking the world in a few years.
She is already rocking mine.
Naynay: Thanks for joining me, Noodle. How are you feeling today?
Audrey (AKA Noodle, AKA Sweetie-Pie, AKA Sugar Britches, AKA Goober): Good.
NN: I would like to ask you a few questions for our friends who are reading at home. Would that be okay with you?
A: Yeah.
NN: Yes Ma'am?
A: Yes Ma'am.
NN: Thanks Honey-Bunch. Shall we get started?
A: Yeah.
NN: Yes Ma'am?
A: Yes Ma'am.
NN: Sigh.
NN: So Audrey, what is your favorite color?
A: Pink!
(Note: Babygirl is obsessed with everyone's favorite color. Interestingly hers was reported to be blue all. weekend. long until this question. When it was most definitively pink. Whatever.)
NN: What's your favorite toy?
A: Mr. Conductor/Dinosaur Train.
NN: What is your very-favorite fruit?
A: Grapes. (Really?)
NN: What's your favorite TV show, Sweetie?
A: Dinosaur Train!!!
NN: What about lunch? What is your favorite food to eat for lunch?
A: Pickles and cheese. And pep-roni but you don't have pep-roni now so just pickles and cheese.
NN: What is your most favorite animal of all?
A: A brown horse!
NN: Audrey come back! Please? Over here, I'll make it quick...
A: It's Kenny KentroSAURus Kenny KentroSAURus!
NN: Kenny Ken-tro-SAUR-us. Got it.
NN: sigh.
NN: So what's your favorite song?
A: ABCDEFG.
NN: How about books. Do you have a favorite book?
A: Pooh.
NN: Do you have a best friend? Who's your best friend?
A: Claire!!
NN: When you go outside to play, what is your favorite thing to do outside?
A: Smell flowers.
NN: Okay, now this is a very serious question. What's your favorite drink for your cup?
A: Dwink!
NN: Are you sure you don't mean milk? (you know, the milk you drink at an average of a gallon every couple of days?).
A: No! Dwink!
* Dwink = Naynay's beloved fountain Pepsi on ice. Sorry Kate.
NN: Okay Darlin' we're almost finished. When you go to bed at night what do you like to take with you?
A: PUPPY!!
NN: Last question and then you can go back to smackin' your baby brother in the head. What's your favorite thing to have for breakfast?
A: Pickles and cheese.
NN: Seriously? Your favorite breakfast, Honey...
A: Pickles and cheese pickles and cheese PICKLES AND CHEESE.
You heard it here first, folks.
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