Okay. So here's the deal. I know I'm not supposed to tell you that I'm traveling because of all the BREAKING AND ENTERING and what-have-you, but no one knows where I live and even before I moved the only people who knew where I lived were you guys and you would never break or enter. So y'all, I'm traveling today!
I have embarked on my first official vacation. And by vacation I mean I am NOT WORKING EVEN AT ALL and not only that but I'm leaving on a jet plane.
Can you even believe it? It's been a million years since I flew the friendly skies and I just now realized I might should be mildly nervous. Whatever. I'm just relieved that my senior-citizen-vehicle made the drive to Raleigh and also that I made it through security with no beeps or alarms and only suffered the mildest of indignities during said security check. I'm calling it a win.
Of course in my desire not to be stressed out by all the busy and unfamiliar I wanted to get here nice and early, and I'm thinking we can call that mission accomplished because HERE I SIT, completely through security a solid two hours before my flight. I suppose I overshot things a bit but better safe than sorry is my motto.
(I don't really have a motto but I'm thinking if I did that could be it.)
Whatever.
I made it, and barring any kind of me-like unforeseen catastrophe I should be good to go.
Now my big decision is whether to purchase that Dramamine Tana keeps NOT SO SUBTLY encouraging me to purchase. Apparently Texas is a stormy destination this afternoon and she is concerned about my gastrointestinal comfort. I'll let you know later if I commence with some upchucking.
p.s. I'm so weird. I hadn't been sitting here five minutes and I was thinking about how it was a shame I hadn't brought my foot pedal so I could work a bit because HEAVEN FORBID I just be still.
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