Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Next week maybe I'll hit eleven

Hi Y'all!

1.  It is now 1:17 a.m.  Work was what is sometimes known as a Nightmare tonight.  It just was.  Some days are just like that.  Question.  How come all the yuck of life, be it work or aggravating people at the grocery store, all tend to clump together at the same time?  HOW COME?  Anyway, it's over now and I'm both pleased and glad.  And now it's 1:19 a.m. 

2.  Because it's now 1:19 a.m. I am composing this post lying flat on my back in my froggy PJ's under my swell down comforter.  I'm pretty sure I can pull this whole bloggy edition together without sitting upright.  I'm somewhat gifted like that.  Let's try it, shall we?

3.  Tuesdays are still my favorite day of the week.  I almost tweeted about how Tuesdays were still my favorite day of the week, but it's beginning to seem a little repetitive and redundant.  So I didn't.  But it is.

4.  I have a weird, worsening pain in my LEFT lower extremity.  I KNOW, RIGHT??!!  I woke up a week or so ago with my heel hurting and I'm sorry to report that it seems to be not-at-all-better after many days of pretending it doesn't hurt and limping funny from time to time.  I'm wondering if I could have pulled something from all the foot pedal toe action that is my chosen career?  If you have any insight into my malady please feel free to help a girl out, would ya?

5.  Katie & Company are moving this weekend, and Audrey is going to meet Barney, and I am spending a little one-on-one time with Sir Owen.  Evidently he is teething.  I am a bit afraid. 

Okay fine.  A lot afraid.

6.  I spoke with Audrey on the phone today and as usual, HAPPY.  She performed a couple of tricks for me that I could not at all see, but she never seems to notice.  I sang our song for her and I'm pretty sure she loved it as always because she got very silent and then broke out into spontaneous applause, shouting Encore! Encore! 

(It's somewhat possible I might have made that last part up)

7.  Sallie asked me today if I played softball.  It made me very happy and proud and pleased that she could even wonder such a thing about me.  It's been maybe never since anyone asked me to participate in a sporting event other than to throw some hot dogs on the ole George Foreman and/or yell real loud.  I seriously almost said yes just because she asked, but that would have required me to actually, you know, do softball stuff, and that would just never fly.

8.  As I might have mentioned above, work just about did me in tonight and I seriously considered the ramifications of quitting said job in mid shift and moving in with my children.  Then I remembered I need to save them for when I'm old and not as adorable as I am now, and then I remembered how much I enjoy shelter and food, and what a hoot it is to have a neighbor who has known me since I was line-free and thinks I'm a good cook because she enjoys such culinary delights as salads and taco soup, and I decided to stick it out.

Many thanks and kudos and well-done's to those of you who stuck with me through what might possibly be the longest run-on sentence in the history of the run-on.

9.  I seriously just checked the weather to see if I should be using purple font or not.  Dreary or sunny?  Dreary or sunny?  I don't even want to know what this says about me and my psyche and my neuroses. 

10.  It's 1:50 a.m. and I have decided to add one more thing because I had a post last week with nine things and I can't bear to be repetitive and redundant twice in the same post.  Also, except for Five-minute Fridays this might be my fastest post yet because well, TWO O'CLOCK IN THE A.M. people.

And still flat on my back. 

To quote the great Adrian Monk, It's a gift. And a curse.

Happy Wednesday!


Michelle said...

I loved reading this! You are such a hoot and I'm very impressed that you managed it all from your back. Bravo, bravo! I sure hope that work goes much better and that pain in your heel departs soon. Have a wonderful day!

Renee said...

Michelle you would be shocked and amazed and impressed at all the things I can do while exerting virtually no effort whatsoever :) Thanks so much for the encouragment first thing this morning - I need it, I'm pooped today! I hope your day is full of the wonderful, too :)

Anonymous said...

You make me laugh. You should write more post between the hours of 1:00 and 2:00 AM.

Renee said...

Thanks Lauren, I will take that under advisement :)

and I love you :)

Drew & Kari said...

Im laughing...the end

Renee said...

I love ya Kari Beth!

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