Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Walmart comes through for me. Go figure.

I'm actually writing this late Tuesday night but please pretend it's Wednesday morning, 'kay?  I am just bursting with observations from my fun filled miserable, waste-of-time evening.  By the time you read this it will in fact be Wednesday morning and I will be sweating in the gym as my mom makes me look pathetic, again.

No, really.  I'm still going to the gym with my mama.  And she is still faster and stronger than me.

I am so tired this is going to be brief.  and I really mean it this time.

No, really.

1.  Walmart never, ever lets me down.  Visiting the Walmarts is a miserable experience every. single. time.  When, oh when, will I learn?

2.  However, I can't even tell you how excited I am to report that I finally located a box of instant Maple Brown Sugar Cream of Wheat.  I love this stuff, y'all.  I love it a lot.  It has been missing for so many months I had (almost) given up on ever seeing it again, but then out of the blue, wa-la!  There it was on the Walmart shelf just waiting for me to make my nearly-every-time-I-buy-groceries peek...just in case.  Whaddya know.

3.  I do not know how to spell "wa-la" but the above paragraph surely was the perfect usage of said word/phrase, wasn't it?

4.  My next Bible study started without me tonight.  I can't even tell you how unhappy I am that I didn't see my girls, so that is all I'm going to say about the subject right now

5.  Evidently we are going to have a storm/tornado tonight.  I am so up on current events that I had no idea until my mama informed me approximately 12 minutes ago.  My plan is to sleep under my stairs so I do not have to actually be aware of the storm and can therefore sleep through it.  You might want to come looking for me sometime Wednesday evening if I haven't tweeted my condition.

6.  I haven't eaten yet and am so hungry that I no longer care about eating...ever been there? 

7.  It is becoming painfully clear to me that I am unable to be brief.

(Insert large sigh here)

I think I'll go have some Cream of Wheat. 

Happy Wednesday!


Hidden said...

I am so happy for the opportunity to correct YOUR spelling! It's "voila!" Not an English word, obviously. I believe it's French.

Renee said...

Ohmyword you're RIGHT! Thank you so much, Hidden aka Katie :)

How stupid do I feel - and can you spell emBARRASSING for me? I knew that but for the life of me I couldn't recall it. Oh well...

5ALLENZ said...

you keep me laughing!

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